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Without a doubt, having and maintaining a good contagious mood it is excellent and a very complicated task, due to the rush of our daily lives and whenever we can do something to motivate ourselves, it is super welcome. the sound of guffaws it is far more contagious than any other.


You can believe and bet! Furthermore, when laughter is properly shared with friends and family, for example, it brings people together and increases happiness and intimacy. Laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body. Still, all the humor and laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts your energy, lessens pain, and protects you from the harmful effects of stress.

But Juan, all this to start an article and tell some jokes? Yes young padawan!

Check out Best National Jokes to Liven Up Your Day!
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JOKES WITH QUESTIONS

* Why did Mario Bros go to the psychologist?
A: Because he was going through a rough patch.

* Why are there three bouncers on the ship?
A: For the crew.


* Do you know what the funniest place in the world is?
A: The chicken coop, because there are a lot of jokes there.

* Why does the elephant wear green glasses?
A: To be able to GREENclosely.

* What is the name of the car that shows that it is going to rain?
A: Black Celtic.

* What did the terminator say to the Computer Technician?
A: Install Vista, baby!

* Why was Batman arrested?
A: Because he batcarro.


* You know what the frog said to Bob Marley?
A: Reggae Reggae.

* Why does the cat meow to the moon but the moon doesn't meow back to the cat?
A: Because AstroNoMia.

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* Have you ever lived in the United States?
A: Marilyn Morou.


* Who invented light had what?
A: A brilliant idea.

* What state wanted to be a vehicle?
A: Sergipe.

* What is the person who cannot see but likes games?
A: SEGA.

* What does the PI dog do?
A: PI lates.


* What animal do we have in our body?
A: A bigou.

* Why does salt tell you to shut up?
A: Because it is a coarse salt.


* What is the food that turns on and off?
A: stroganoff.

* The Anthem backwards is no longer Anthem. Because?
A: Because he's coming back.

* What is an old woman without a watch?
A: A lady!

* How do you keep your bike from running away?
A: Buy Yamaha.

OBJECTIVE JOKES

* “I want Cake” said noura.

* I'm John and I'm Leno.

* If I do not eat, Google Chrome.

After laughing a little with some jokes above, how about knowing a little more about the benefits of laughter? So, by being happy with yourself, it keeps your whole body relaxed. A good laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes later.

Still, your precious laughter stimulates the immune system and also reduces the release of stress hormones and increases the number of immune cells and antibodies that fight infections, thus improving your resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, chemicals associated with the body's well-being. Pretty cool, isn't it? #Let's Laugh A Lot

Hope I helped with the article!
Share your jokes in the comments! 😀


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My name is Juan de Souza, I'm 24 years old, I'm a businessman, investor, blogger, streamer and podcaster. I started my first business when I was 10 years old, using a dial-up connection in Brazil. Founded businesses like TFX, Coliseu Geek, among others.

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